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Find out what Charles up to now and read about his latest exploits from Hawai'i on his very own Big Mattress 'blog.


Would you like to become an exclusive member of the Big Mattress Fan Club? As a lifetime member, you will receive the highly coveted 4-CD set of Charles' last show on WZLX, August 4, 2000; and there's lots of stuff you can't receive, but will wish you had. (In the words of the immortal Duane Ingalls Glasscock, "How does it feel to want?")

"Okay, I'm crazy - How do I become a BM Fan Club member?" you ask. Click here, and soon you will be enjoying the fact that you are an official BM Fan Club member, and have nothing to show for it except your own copy of Charles' last show on WZLX.

 

Sounds & Visions

A collection of audio files that were originally produced for the Big Mattress and the Charles Laquidara Radio Hour

Notice: Some of the old songs and music (including the Big Mattress Song of the Month) that were posted on this site are no longer accessible here because of legal restrictions and licensing issues. We regret any inconvenience, and hope that in the future there will be some way to make some of this wonderful music available to you, especially the rare and out-of-print material that was previously found on these pages.

signed,
Charles Laquidara


"Not Really" Commercials:

Air Jesus Football Alzheimer's Hotline Ally McVeal Antz in the Pantz
Apart A Very American Moment Berlitz School Ebonics Berlitz School Hebonics
Berlitz School Lesson One Berlitz School Lesson Two Berlitz School Woponics Bob Dylan TV Spokesmodel
Beverly Hillbillies 90210 Brown Nose Express Bob's School of Time Control Bond-A-Bladder
Big Boy Condoms Bindles the Cat Comedian Namesake Series Chillin', Illin', and Willin'
Buns of Steel Bus Detainer Caught On Tape Cellmate 2000
Chomps the Hog Clinton Multi-Cineplex Come Back to the Catholics Crazy MacKenzies
Crazy Veal DoggyLand Dictaphone Dutchco Life Insurance
Daily Affirmations Damitol Disc Jockey Burnout Dog Cops
Drug Sniffing Dogs Eli's Traffic Elton John Boxed Set Elton John Wart
Early 90's Nostalgia Concert Easy Metal Heavy Listening Electroclip Friendly Fire Video Game
Fake Car Foreign Death Conversion Chart Gravity P.S.A. Ginzo Knife
Get Abused, Get A Check Hawking's Universe Hooked On Ebonics Highway Howitzer
Home Elective Surgery He-Man Yogurt Hard-Boiled Eggheads Hawk @ Night
It's Fun to go Bowling Iranian Man Jeff Foxworthy Kotter with a Vengeance
Kadaffy Children's Books Law Office of James Suckwind Leaving Cheers Lifetime Channel
Lard Jingle Lard: A Film Lard: All Fruit Lard: Chink Food
Lard: Coffee Lard Corporate Jingle Lard: Fem Hygiene Lard: Frogs
Lard: Jim Brolin Lard: Lube Shortening Lard: Safe Lard: Weight Gain
Lake Flaccid Lost In Space Must Flee TV Must Be TV
Mrs. Doubtful Magnum IPA Mall Cops Manswering Machine
Mary Tyler Whore MasterBank1 MasterBank2 MasterBank3
MasterBank4 Melvin Wood Speedtalking Michael Jackson Talking Doll NASA Channel
Nutsaway Never Been Kissed Nuke Me Not Old Blue Eyes
Oat Bran Condoms Orange Juice Pants Wide Shut Phobia
Presidential Humidor Pseudo-Pee Pulp Simpsons Popémon
Rescue 900 Robert Goulet is Looped Schindler's Menu Scraps Beer
Shiny Gray Autos Smokers Helmet Snappy Sports Answers Spatula City
STD Florist Stephen King's Special Post-Accident Editions Sterling Super Shaft Stutter Rock
Suicide Bombers Are Us Talk Show Tourettes Tarzan The Veal World
The Zipper Lane The Steven Hawking Interview The Phantom Penis Three Stooges Meet The Beatles
Timmy-The Who Tommy Chong Workout Trembling Hills Rehab Turn Signals
UnderBra Unsolved Crossword Puzzles Voracious Vegan Victorio's Secret
Veal Of Fortune Veal's Company Viagraman Vickie's Analog Paging
Vickie's Imports Winthrop Smokers Helmet Woody Be-Gone When Cartoons Go Bad
Weekend With The Kennedy's Weezy: The Musical Wham Reunion Why So Blue, Mommy?
Yo Jack Zamfir's Acid Classics Fred University
First Church of Fred
Bank of Fred
Thanks to former WBCN-er Tom Sandman for digging these up.

Other Bits & Pieces and Memorable Moments:

Charles' interview with Mrs. Clinton The Clinton Bash NRA Song
NBA Fan Fest Annie's T-Shirt Rental Nice Going, Walt
Psychiatric Hotline Brady Bunch Parody Erected
A Bronx Tale: Girl Test A Visit From Ed McMahon First Name Beginning With J
The First Good Friday The Simpsons Led Zeppelin
Michael & Barney PMS Hotline For the Red Sox:

Ohio, Pennant, F**k The Yankees, & Bloody Well Bite

Charles' Interview with Jimmy Buffett, part one Buffet Interview Part two Born to be Mild
  Somerville Glee Club Camp Osama by Tom Couch
(no relation to Cleveland Browns quarterback Tim Couch), Don Bertolino, and Julie Brummer

 Words of Wisdom from "Ask A Bitter Man"


If you have the RealAudio or RealPlayer program, then you should be able to hear these. If you need it, you can get the most recent version of the program at www.real.com.

If your computer is having problems with these files, please go to www.real.com for current technical information. A known problem with some versions of Netscape: if it returns an 'unknown file type' error, click on "Pick App" and then browse your way to find your RealAudio or RealPlayer program.

If the streaming audio still does not work for you, you can download many of these files to your computer's hard drive and play them locally. In most web browsing programs, this can usually be accomplished by right-clicking on the file and following the menu prompts.

Last updated 02/23/06
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