Blonde Joke of the Month
A guy takes his girlfriend to her first football game. They have great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asks her how she liked the experience.
'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over a 25 cents.'
Dumbfounded, he asks her, 'What do you mean?'
'Well, they flipped a coin, one team won it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over a 25 cents.'
Dumbfounded, he asks her, 'What do you mean?'
'Well, they flipped a coin, one team won it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...“Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!”