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January 31, 2009
Inspirational Sunday
January 30, 2009
(Instead of lying), what Bill Clinton should have said in 1998:
“I'm not telling you.”
GORDON BROWN,
British Prime Minister, refusing to reveal to the press who was calling his cell phone, which went off during a press conference in Davos with U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon
January 29, 2009
The Amen Break
This six-second clip by a group you never heard of spawned several entire subcultures and (whether you like it or not ) is now part of your everyday audial experience.
Freaky Friday
“At least this sh_t can't get passed through DNA..”
(comment from site)
Weekend Wiling (PwnageTool 2.2 )
For iPhone and Mac computer owners only: You can now access the Internet anywhere you get a cell signal!
Speaking of... Here's a video you can watch while you're pwning:
January 28, 2009
Estrogen Wednesday
a less crass response to Testosterone Tuesday
January 27, 2009
Op-Ed Article of the Week
I won. You lost. Let's talk- or STFU.
Wacky Wednesday Photoshop
U.S. Airways new retrofit
Last Farewell
Testosterone Tuesday
Warning: NSFW !!!
Bush be gone !!!
January 26, 2009
You have already been sent this twenty times..
So let's make it official: E-Mail Forward of the Month
What really caused the Hudson River Plane Crash?
January 25, 2009
Big Mattress Song of the Week
Back in 1969, when I first got hired on WBCN radio, this was one of the most heavily played and most often requested songs in our library. (A testament to the off-the-wall taste of BCN's core listeners :)
It's a ditty called, Lily Do the Zampoogie, and it's sung by Mario Van Peebles' famous father, Melvin Van Peebles. The BCN jocks would light up a fattie and then, as soon as Melvin yelled, “Do it Lily!” they would crank up the volume on the scratchy vinyl record.
Click on the red button (top right corner of main page) and you can join in on the Lily celebration. (or was it a eulogistic paean?)
Remember to blast it as soon as MVP says, "Do it Lily!!"
Taking attendance
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January 24, 2009
Inspirational Sunday
January 23, 2009
Secretary of Rock
Okay.. maybe I was a little bored. Click here if you're bored, too:Obamicon.me
Weekend Wiling
Keep amused while you wait for the water to boil..
January 20, 2009
Testosterone Tuesday: Mars vs. Venus (Part 9)
What goes through your mind when someone says, “Let's go for a drink..”
Estrogen Wednesday
I recall one morning we took a radio poll asking our male listeners as to whether guys were turned on by fake boobs or not. The response was overwhelming: 86% of men said they were more turned on by women with smaller breasts if they were the real McCoy vs. the rest of the grunts who said they didn't care what was in front of that ribcage- they just loved the idea of sinking their faces into big bazoombas no matter what the concocted filler was. Personally, I speak for the majority- once I know that a good-looking woman has had implants for cosmetic reasons only, my libido drops dramatically. That said, here's something I never knew I had in common with Oprah:
January 19, 2009
The Way Republicans Perceive the World
Today's N.Y. Times
Geezer Monday
Be warned- If you click this, you may be hung up for an hour- It's that mind-blowing: interviews.
*Thanks to David Bieber (of course!)for this incredible site.
Big Mattress Song of the Week
Jeff Beck and Rod Stewart combine forces and come up with a perfect fit for the zeitgeist of this very historic week in American history..
(Click on the red button upper right corner of main page to play as you surf the Net.)
Goodbye George W. Countdown Clock
He's hardly been President yet and this is a copy of the latest Wingnut response
January 17, 2009
Letter from Duane
Dear Abby (or whoever if she is dead):
I am not a pilot or physicals engyneer but maybe you could call somewon who studied that in school or maybe you could e-mail one of the people who builds those planes. When you do, whould you ask them why they just don't spend a couple of dollars and bild a light grid or aluminum grate and glue or weld it (whichever sticks better ) to the front of each of those ingines so that the birds will splatter before they get caught in the turbans?
Just asking. I know it's probly a dumb question, but if so many birds are taking planes down, that seems like a anser.
Best humble regards,
(not knowing physicals or any other math)
Duane Ingalls Glasscock
January 16, 2009
Big Mattress Song of the Week (Pre-inaugural)
Soon come: Fork in the Road- Neil Young.
See Neil get down and dangy by clicking here..
(i don't think you'll be hearing this song on your local radio station anytime soon.) LOL
Warning: Lyrics NSFW
read lyrics below
Got a pot belly.
It's not too big.
Gets in my way
when I'm driving my rig.
Driving this country
in a big old rig,
things I see
mean a lot.
My friend has a pickup.
Drives his kid to school.
Then he takes his wife
to beauty school.
Now she's doin' nails.
Gonna get a job.
Got a good teacher.
There's a fork in the road ahead.
I don't know which way I'm gonna turn.
There's a fork in the road ahead.
Forgot this year, to salute the troops. They're all still there in a fucking war. It's no good. Whose idea was that? I've got hope, but you can't eat hope. I'm not done. Not giving up. Not cashing in. Too late.
There's a bailout coming but it's not for me.
It's for all those creeps watching tickers on TV.
There's a bailout coming but it's not for me.
I'm a big rock star.
My sales have tanked,
but I still got you.
Thanks!
Download this.
Sounds like shit.
Keep on bloggin' 'til the power goes out,
and your battery's dead.
Twist and Shout.
On the radio.
Those were the days.
Bring 'em back.
There's a bailout coming but it's not for you.
It's for all those creeps hiding what they do.
There's a bailout coming but it's not for you.
Bailout coming but it's not for you.
Got my new flat-screen.
Got it repo'd now.
They picked it up.
Left a hole in the wall.
Last Saturday.
Missed the Raiders game.
There's a bailout coming but it's not for you. There's a bailout coming but it's not for you. It's for all those creeps hiding what they do.
January 15, 2009
Testosterone Tuesday
Latex love.
January 13, 2009
Shameless self-promotion
Charles Laquidara-The years before WBCN: Buy it, borrow it or steal it- but please read it!
Student • classical music announcer • writer • dreamer • actor
Wednesday Wacky Photoshop
January 12, 2009
Testosterone Tuesday (NSFW)
Bring back the simple days in the 50's - when the hula hope was considered a great way to exercise..
January 11, 2009
Geezer Monday
There is a God! (Part Five)
DuPonts down • McCoys up
January 10, 2009
The Mystery of the Yellow Line
Four beers, a couple of fatties and by the end of the third quarter,
you will forget how stupid you were for not understanding anything the NFL geek is telling you in this video.
On Monday you promise yourself that you will sign up for that fall course in Quantum Physics,
Six-Minute Weekend Fun Video
Big Sunday Sale at the Khyber Pass!
January 8, 2009
Big Mattress Song of the Week
In January of 1973, a new artist named Bruce Springsteen and a bunch of guys he called the E Street Band walked into the studios of WBCN in Boston with Maxanne the DJ and belted out a new song they had recorded- Rosalita. It was Bruce's first-ever radio station show and the earliest circulating "live" material with the E Street Band. Click the red button upper right main page of this blog and enjoy!
Thespian Thursday
Where Did The White Man Go Wrong...?
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'
Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'
January 7, 2009
eHarmony loser
Sometimes you just need to use a mental filter, or you get the pink slip.
January 6, 2009
Testosterone Tuesday/Estrogen Wednesday
If you haven't done so already, meet Lisa Lampanelli.
Not work friendly • Not kid friendly • Not politically correct • Not for anyone who is sensitive about anything, ever! Otherwise, very, very, very funny. (Makes Sarah Silverman seem like Marie Osmond.)
Geezer Monday (Relax.. Take a few moments.. and let this post..)
January 5, 2009
Important Medical Breakthrough
Third Hand Smoke
Another reason to wack that smoker * in the nose....
* The one who whines about his “rights” being taken away.
January 4, 2009
Muse for the Day
Good news for Pats fans: This just in.
January 3, 2009
Inspirational Sunday
In a few short days, an African American man will move from his private residence into a much larger and infinitely more expensive one owned not by him but by the taxpayers. A vast lawn, a perimeter fence and many well trained security specialists will insulate him from the rest of us but the mere fact that this man will be residing in this house should make us all stop and count or blessings - because it proves that we live in a nation where anything is possible.
Many believed this day would never come. Most of us hoped and prayed that it would, but few of us actually believed we would live to see it. Racism is an ugly thing in all of it's forms and there is little doubt that if this man had moved into this house fifteen years ago, there would have been a great outcry - possibly even rioting in the streets.
Today, we can all be both grateful and proud that no such mayhem will take place.when this man takes up residency in this house.
This man, moving into this house at this time in our nation's history is much more than a simple change of addresses for him - it is proof of a change in our attitude as a nation. It is an amends of sorts - the righting of a great wrong. It is a symbol of our growth, and of our willingness to "judge a man, not by the color of his skin but by the content of his character".
There can be little doubt now that the vast majority of us truly believe that this man has earned both his place in history and his new address. His time in this house will not be easy - it will be fraught with danger and he will face many challenges. I am sure there will be many times when he asks himself how in the world he ended up here and like all who have gone before him, the experience will age him greatly.
But I for one will not waste an ounce of worry for his sake - because in every way a man can, he asked for this. His whole life for the past fifteen years appears to have been inexorably leading this man toward this house. It is highly probable that that in the past, despite all of his actions, racism would have kept this man out of this house. Today, I thank the lord above that I am an American and that I live in a nation where wrongs are righted, where justice matters and where truly anything is possible.
Click here and give him a big shoutout!!
http://isstevejobsdeadyet.com/
Haiku for Amy
There you were back then-
all your demons were inside
and no one could see.
January 1, 2009
Refund Center 2009
...and one last parting shot:
