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And the Darwin Award Goes To:
There go the endorsements, you stupid fool.
Hint: Next time you want to get high, go into your bedroom, shut the curtains and doors, wet the bath towels and put them around the window and door cracks. :)
Oh, and don't do it with anyone.
oh..here I am just doing what every 20-something does just about about every weekend. Of course, it seems like a big deal because I had a really cool summer at the Olympics, which made a bunch of corporations make me a role model and I guess they are all going to take a huge dump on me now. It's not like I told somebody to take a lead pipe to my competitor's knees or anything though..for all I know, my competition took the picture. Yeah, it's pretty much the end of my "good boy" days, but hey, I can still out swim you, bitch.
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And the Darwin Award Goes To:
There go the endorsements, you stupid fool.
Hint: Next time you want to get high, go into your bedroom, shut the curtains and doors, wet the bath towels and put them around the window and door cracks. :)
Oh, and don't do it with anyone.
Posted by: h | February 1, 2009 1:19 PM
oh..here I am just doing what every 20-something does just about about every weekend. Of course, it seems like a big deal because I had a really cool summer at the Olympics, which made a bunch of corporations make me a role model and I guess they are all going to take a huge dump on me now. It's not like I told somebody to take a lead pipe to my competitor's knees or anything though..for all I know, my competition took the picture. Yeah, it's pretty much the end of my "good boy" days, but hey, I can still out swim you, bitch.
Posted by: Eclipse754 | February 1, 2009 6:04 PM
No stupid! The pump part goes on your dick
Posted by: stevemin | February 2, 2009 3:44 AM
He just misses the sounds of the bubbles when he swims!
Posted by: F | February 2, 2009 4:40 AM
".... No, No Mike, a snorkel is suppose to point up, toward the surface of the water dumbass"
Posted by: chrisj | February 2, 2009 4:40 AM
Dudes, who keeps giving the bong to the kid with the giant lungs?
Posted by: choolie | February 2, 2009 7:24 AM
"HELLLLLLO DOWN THERE! ANYONE HOME?"
Posted by: h | February 2, 2009 5:19 PM
But he did it up in record time
Posted by: Jay | February 3, 2009 2:15 PM
aw, lay off the guy...it's just a shot from his audition with the Provincetown Jug Band!
Posted by: sonny | February 5, 2009 6:24 AM