Estrogen Tuesday (Because Sometimes Estrogen Won't Wait Until Wednesday)
Oh, the wonderful things you discover when you let your hubby hold the TV remote. No, I'm not talking about softcore porn or "Ice Road Truckers," although those both are compelling...
No, I'm talking about Red Sox General Manager, Theo Epstein.
Hubba hubba!
Yes, yes, I know all of you female Sox fans are out there saying, "We've known about him for years, Choolie. Where have you been?" And my only answer for that is that I've been lost in Tom Bradyville, a magical land full of supermodels and actresses, bouncing baby boys, his-and-her underwear modeling contracts, paparazzi, jinxes, and walking casts. It was a wondrous, complex, and all-consuming place, and I dwelt there with much pleasure until recent events... Too... Painful.. To.. Mention.
But now, not to be fickle, but Look at my new shiny boy! He is beautiful, yes?
Ya know, I've always said that the only thing sexier than an underwear model is a musician. Actually, he doesn't even have to know how to play the instrument, just how to hold it convincingly. And it can be any instrument. Except maybe a triangle.
Or a lute.
Comments
Hey wait a minute I play the triangle!!!! What is wrong with that.....
Posted by: sb@sb.com | October 7, 2008 6:14 AM
There are many, many sexy lute players. Anderson Cooper used to play the lute until he discovered he was gay. Sting plays the lute, but that may actually support your argument. And besides sexy men, many manly men play the lute like Ernest Borgnine and the late Charles Bronson (he was actually killed in a lute related accident).
Posted by: MrMoss | October 7, 2008 6:28 AM
Choolie you are so yesterday. Besides you are checking out the wrong side of the organization. Haven't you seen Tek's eyes?
Posted by: Kathleen | October 7, 2008 6:30 AM
Francona musta been bisy playing with his lute when he left Masterson in the game.
He has truly been the luckiest bonehead manager of team in baseball histry.
(Hossshoe up his ass for eight years.)
Posted by: duane Ingalls Glasscock | October 7, 2008 6:43 AM
Hey Duane,
Get a clue he's a good mananger on a great team.Also I thought my spelling was terrible until I read your post.I'm 10 points dumber for reading it.
Posted by: Bill Conway | October 8, 2008 3:21 AM
Yeah Charles and Choolie! Nice choice. A huge Hunk indeed! Enticing visual for an Estrogen Wednesday- I'll have to think about...hummm....that.
Posted by: Lady Artist 444 | October 8, 2008 4:36 PM