Reasons contemplating suicide
1. Accountant says must die in 18 years- or will run out of money
2. Lindsay Lohan gay (sorry, but always been sucker for freckles))
3. Took Bitterman's word for it and saw Righteous Kill.
4. Mistakenly bought box of Kleenex at Foodland yesterday.
5. McCain/Palin somehow still in race.
6. Most Americans think bringing back old facebook bigger priority than economy.
7. Patriots
Comments
Buck up, li'l camper. Nat's a free agent:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20228734,00.html?cnn=yes
No freckles, but then, nobody's perfect.
Posted by: choolie | September 25, 2008 4:01 AM
Re: Ms Lohan, not that it matters anymore, but are they DuPonts or McCoys?
Posted by: Danny | September 25, 2008 9:49 AM
Charles, cheer up and remember Anne Heche turned straight right after her career started to comeback and odds are you won't live to 118 anyways.
Posted by: Bob | September 27, 2008 6:02 AM
Reason No. 8:
You always wanted to meet Dr. Kevorkian in person. What better way to have some "private time" with him.
: )
Posted by: h | September 27, 2008 5:50 PM
Holy Crap!! That bum on Brush Hill road!!! That was you?!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ciscokid | October 2, 2008 7:17 PM