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Reasons contemplating suicide

Update-13
1. Accountant says must die in 18 years- or will run out of money
2. Lindsay Lohan gay (sorry, but always been sucker for freckles))
3. Took Bitterman's word for it and saw Righteous Kill.
4. Mistakenly bought box of Kleenex at Foodland yesterday.
5. McCain/Palin somehow still in race.
6. Most Americans think bringing back old facebook bigger priority than economy.
7. Patriots

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Comments

Buck up, li'l camper. Nat's a free agent:

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20228734,00.html?cnn=yes

No freckles, but then, nobody's perfect.

Re: Ms Lohan, not that it matters anymore, but are they DuPonts or McCoys?

Charles, cheer up and remember Anne Heche turned straight right after her career started to comeback and odds are you won't live to 118 anyways.

Reason No. 8:
You always wanted to meet Dr. Kevorkian in person. What better way to have some "private time" with him.
: )

Holy Crap!! That bum on Brush Hill road!!! That was you?!!!!!!!

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