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Estrogen Wednesday (Part 1)

Recently, I have been getting a series of complaints from women readers of this blog saying that I have no concept of what women want- and that I am incapable of posting an Estrogen Wednesday which really captures the zeitgeist of feminine tenor. Because of this criticism (which I feel to be unjustified), I am going to try to recover my self-esteem; re-invent myself; shuck any remnants of a macho reputation; dig deep into my sensitive side and really try to get it right. These first three posts are, in my opinion, beyond reproach. Maybe it was Mars in the past- but, now... it is totally VENUS!!!!!!!!!!!

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If that doesn't shut them up Charles, I don't know what will.

Charles,
I'm convinced you don't understand women AT ALL.

Sweet Mother of God! What are you thinking Charles? I totally agree with h. Best stick with the macho T&A guy stuff you nail so well and leave us ladies out of it. I swear these Estrogen Wed posts get creepier and creepier.

I stand corrected.

h and LA444: I dunno. I thought the handshake-flip-around-fake-out was brilliantly executed! I'm tryin' it tonight, baybeee. Bravo I say! Bravo!

I am woman, hear me toot.

I have never commented on this blog before, and I don't know his radio show, but I would bet that you gals are missing Charles' point. He is obviously kidding with the first parts 1 and 2, and owns up to that on part 3.
Am I the only one seeing this? Are the guys all getting it and some of us women just getting sucked in? Will someone who really knows C chime in, please?

A-ha! That must be it Charles- You are the Jedi Master of the subtleties of the Feminine Mystique and are just toying with us. Of course you know potty humor and anything fart related is a purely a Martian guy thing, you are being Sarcastic. And to think I fell for it. What a dolt! You got us good...Chucky my boy! Now you can put up the REAL Estrogen Wednesday post. Come on surprise us with your new insight...

If I knew how to put up a real Estrogen post, I would. But I don't. So I can't. As I have always said, I welcome suggestions.
How about this one for Part 4?
http://tinyurl.com/6x9k9m

You can't go wrong with Sarah Haskins Charles.

http://current.com/items/89053755_target_women_botox

Nothing truer than this one!
http://tinyurl.com/6x9k9m

You win in 4 steps.
Charles knows what Chicks like!
Their brave, talented, sincere, daring alone Paralyzes...!!
Estrogen-CJ Connection. Some one SIGN'um Quick!

I never endorse a product, but seriously, get the DVD "CJ Connection, Live at Red Rocks".

P.S. You misspelled "anus" in the last line above.

Back to the original topic-
What...Girls don't fart?

Maybe Charles should rerun that clip
of the waiter with the big sausage in his pants...

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