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A Poem about Patriotism

Patriotism, 2008
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I backed the war in Nam OK,
Though I used pull to stay away.
A patriot? But can't you tell?
I wear a flag on my lapel.

My company's now based offshore;
We don't pay taxes anymore.
A patriot? But can't you tell?
I wear a flag on my lapel.
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That clean air stuff's not meant for me.
I drive a German SUV.
A patriot? But can't you tell?
I wear a flag on my lapel.
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-Calvin Trillin

Comments

I used pull to get out of the draft for Nicaragua, but then it never happened.

I wear a flag pin on my lapel,
A true patriot it will tell.
But, you see I suffer from angina,
that fucking pin says, "made in China."

Did Danny write this?
(ha ha. It's a joke!) You see, for those of you familiar with Danny's commen
(oh never mind)

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