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Nooch:
(Shhhhhush...)
I have guests and didn't want to let them know about that little trick. Somehow, urinals compute in the average mind, but sinks don't yet. (Also, your sink must be low enough and have a spray wash attachment, of course.
(I knew a drunk once, who..)
Hmm. The only sinks with sprayers live in the kitchen. They tend to be too high. My question is... What cripple's kitchen sink have you been pissing in?
Ha! and I thought I was the only one knew that secret. So, what it boils down to, ladies, (as hard as it is to believe) lots of guys are literally peeing in the sink if it's low enough. Much easier than raising toilet seats and flushing..etc. Saves water and time. Don't believe me? Try this: Did you know that many restaurants have advertising signs and/or newspapers just above the urinals in the men's room? Don't believe? Ask your man.
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a piss in the sink as much as the next guy, one memorable one at the Burger King outside the Centrum after discovering the diuretic qualities of Harp lager.
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In the conserving water section, they forgot "Urinate in the sink."
Posted by: nooch | July 9, 2008 01:59 PM
Nooch:
(Shhhhhush...)
I have guests and didn't want to let them know about that little trick. Somehow, urinals compute in the average mind, but sinks don't yet. (Also, your sink must be low enough and have a spray wash attachment, of course.
(I knew a drunk once, who..)
Posted by: Charles | July 9, 2008 02:24 PM
Hmm. The only sinks with sprayers live in the kitchen. They tend to be too high. My question is... What cripple's kitchen sink have you been pissing in?
Posted by: drill | July 10, 2008 05:23 AM
Oh God... Unless it's your hairdresser! Even worse!
Posted by: drill | July 10, 2008 05:24 AM
drill: Your sister is staying at my house next week. You can ask her how the salads were!
Posted by: Charles Laquidara | July 10, 2008 06:12 AM
Nope, no spray wash attachment. Just splash around some water while washing the hands.
Posted by: nooch | July 10, 2008 01:24 PM
Ha! and I thought I was the only one knew that secret. So, what it boils down to, ladies, (as hard as it is to believe) lots of guys are literally peeing in the sink if it's low enough. Much easier than raising toilet seats and flushing..etc. Saves water and time. Don't believe me? Try this: Did you know that many restaurants have advertising signs and/or newspapers just above the urinals in the men's room? Don't believe? Ask your man.
Posted by: Almond Joy | July 10, 2008 02:11 PM
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a piss in the sink as much as the next guy, one memorable one at the Burger King outside the Centrum after discovering the diuretic qualities of Harp lager.
Oop. That's number 3 about Number 1.
Posted by: drill | July 11, 2008 02:41 AM