The Seven Words Revisited
Yes, it is George Carlin. Yes, it is not Work-Friendly. Yes, wait until the kids are in school. Yes, lower the volume if you are in a public area..
“Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see: "We are the proud parents of a child whose self esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
-George Carlin
..and this classic on religion.