old people joke
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 'Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!'
'Heck,' said Herman, 'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!'
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Dept. of Public Works Joke
Lem calls into the dispatcher and shouts, "Ephis, we have a terrible situation out here on route 106 in Bridgewater."
"Go ahead Lem, what's the problem," asks the dispatcher.
"Well eight of us came out here to clean up a sand-and-gravel spill, but we forgot all the brooms and shovels ..." cried Lem.
"No problem I'll have a truck bring them right out. You should get them in about an hour."
"But, what should we do until then," came the desperate plea.
"Well," explained the boss, "you'll just have to lean on each other until then."
Posted by: Ten 44 | March 19, 2007 8:33 AM