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the Mel Miracle

The star of Lethal Weapon and director of the Passion of the Christ- in his boldest moves yet to apologize for his anti-Semitic remarks- has taken a major step towards this end.
Osama offers sage advise.

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credit for this story goes to it's author-Andy Borowitz-the Borowitz report

However, as with most appologists, Gibson comes up a little "short" (or long in this case).

If he really wants to convert, I say we offer him the first male ritual of circumsision! That'll sure give him something to rant about!!

alcohol, the REAL truth-serum... I love the new strategy of the 'rich and famous' aka, actors and politicians -- get caught doing something stupid -- simple... Do-Not-Pass-Go, but go straight to rehab!!!

I'm sure that Mel never heard the old Jewish saying, "A little wine goes in-a little truth comes out".

Are you sure Osama didn't offer a little sage ADVICE?

What's hard to see is under the Manischevitz logo, it says
Mel Gibson-Actor/director Not a racist

He has yet to apologize for "Lethal Weapon 4."

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