I was rooting for France- but then-
J'ai vu le merde-tete jeu de toutes les heure- et allégeance rapidement commutée.*
*(I saw the shit-head play of all time- and quickly switched allegiance.)
Today's pop-quiz:
What did Italy defender Marco Materazzi say to set one of history's greatest soccer players off on such a snit?
Comments
Hey- Monseura Baldy: wida name lika Zinedine Zidane, you shoulda shava your assa, too!
Posted by: Almond Joy | July 10, 2006 12:06 AM
What a dopey game, what's with the penalty kicks? France should have won, and you know it pains me to say it. The Dago's ran out of gas in the second half..the Frogs should have kicked their asses. Then that FROG/ARAB pulls off the ultimate cheap shot and they play most of the second overtime one man short and the Dago's still can't pull it off. Instead of ending with Penelty Kicks if they had the coaches fight it out to the death in a Texas Cage Match in the middle of the pitch to break I tie, I think I could get into the sport....in the mean time..............
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
Posted by: Danny | July 10, 2006 2:54 AM
You'd think a Frenchmen would know how to give better head than that.
Posted by: Lance | July 10, 2006 3:55 AM
My husband said, "Where are the French on the French team?" Zidane is an Algerian, most of the team, as a friend who called to congratulate said, "They're (the French) are using the Detroit Pistons to play for them".
Just to add a little political controversy to your blog log, if this is the face of France, with it's practically zero birth rate of the French citizenry, massive unemployment of it's underclass, non-integration into the economic system of it's immigrant population, they are in big trouble.
Posted by: h | July 10, 2006 4:15 AM
Would something like this happen in an American sport?
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/07/10/D8IP4UHG8.html
Posted by: h | July 10, 2006 5:20 AM
The number on his jersey says it all....1 big zero.
Posted by: Jeff M. | July 10, 2006 6:00 AM
I don't know what was said but the Italian had an interesting way of celebrating
http://tinyurl.com/jkb7x
http://tinyurl.com/ew533
Posted by: Dick | July 10, 2006 11:59 AM
Dick:
Thanks for those pics- I was short an Estrogen Wednesday post for this week
Posted by: Charles Laquidara | July 10, 2006 2:30 PM
Once again, the valiant French distinguish themselves on the field of battle!
Posted by: Dan | July 11, 2006 3:43 AM
Materazzi is denying calling Zidane's mother a terrorist whore.
http://tinyurl.com/kuuoh
Posted by: Dick | July 11, 2006 8:08 AM
According to the German Press, with the help of someone that reads lips, the Italian defender made remarks regarding Zinedine's Terrorist whore mother. Then started to say something about his sister when he turned around and wacked him. If there was an Acadamy Award for acting in soccer, the Italians should receive it for lifetime achievement. Sorry Charles. No, I don't like either team! The Italians are a bunch of fucking cry babies and the French are ignorant, conceited pussies. Did anyone see that the French coach took of his 2nd place medal and put it in his pocket?
Posted by: Tom | July 11, 2006 11:25 AM
It's that 'no hands' game. Who really gives a shit? The comment that it is the most popular game in the world is not relevant. What the fuck does the rest of the world know?
Posted by: Bionic Dick | July 11, 2006 5:19 PM
The French shouldn't have been in the final anyway! They were outplayed by the Portuguese and had to get a lame penalty to get through! Then they get a penalty by diving against the Italians!!! :-) :-) :-)
The Italians get their ass kicked for the entire second half and end up winning! I love it! There is a beautifull symmetry of justice about the whole thing! Its cosmic man.
Posted by: Ciscokid | July 11, 2006 5:55 PM