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Congratulations to COB! (Chris O'Brien of Methuen MA) In the opinion of our very objective and brilliant judges this was the best one* in a laundry list of incredibly clever one-liners you all submmitted- and COB will get a free copy of the Call of the Islands CD I played on my first internet radio show last week. (If Chris doesn't want it because it's too woosey, we'll give it to the runner-up.

*decision of judges is final (and I am the judges)
-c

If you would like your very own copy of the CD, Call of the Islands, click below:

Using some of your suggestions, requests and ideas, we put together a CD entitled "Call of the Islands" a while ago; and we've had lots of listeners on Maui and all over the internet asking us how they could get a copy.

The CD is about 78 minutes long, and is kind of a potpourri of different tunes that relate to island life, island memories and island fun (old songs, new songs and (running in and of the entire album weaving the theme) are different versions of the haunting song, "Follow Me" from the soundtrack to the Brando film classic, Mutiny on the Bounty.

If any of you out there listening would like to make a donation to Mana'o radio of $50... or $25 or whatever you can afford, you would be helping to keep free-form radio healthy and happy by sending us a check (or your credit card info) to Mana'o Radio, P.O. Box 1145, Wailuku, HI 96793.

We, in turn, would love to send you a copy of this wonderful "Call of the Islands" CD. You can turn it up loud and listen as you're driving by Ho'okipa on the Hana Highway or down the Pacific Coast Highway towards Zuma Beach or on your way to the Cape as you fly down Route 6 in Hyannis.

Please remember to include a stamped, self-addressed envelope that will hold the CD. That address again is Mana'o Radio, P.O. Box 1145, Wailuku, HI 96793. Remember, it's important that you tell us on both the envelope and the note inside that you would love a copy of the CD "Call of the Islands."

Comments

Damn, what I have to do for a cigarette!

Posted by: Alohakay | March 26, 2005 3:13 PM

JASON DISCOVERED THAT THE ONLY WAY TO BEAT THE BROKEN ELEVATOR WAS TO USE ALL FIVE EXTREMETIES.

Posted by: KEN | March 26, 2005 3:52 PM

Okay, Yao Ming. Who's asshole is higher now?

Posted by: LEON | March 26, 2005 3:55 PM

Inventive as always, Jack's solution to the blocked toilet was strangely satisfying.

Posted by: ASSFACE | March 26, 2005 3:57 PM

Photographic evidence of "The Gerbil Incident" removed from George Bush military records.

Posted by: Mike | March 26, 2005 4:09 PM

Pat O'Brien steps out of rehab to call his intern's voicemail. "I want you so bad. You are so hot. I never do this, but I'm dry humping a building right now because you are so hot! I want to watch you kiss this building. It's so hot!"

Posted by: Lance | March 26, 2005 4:28 PM

Is he gone yet?

Posted by: Bruce K | March 26, 2005 7:17 PM

Why didn't she tell me she was also dating Mike Tyson.

Posted by: Fred | March 26, 2005 7:39 PM

God, she told me her husband was fast!

Posted by: h | March 26, 2005 7:49 PM

"Honey, is there a full moon tonight?"

Posted by: steve | March 26, 2005 9:25 PM

Charles, get out here, quick! It's a T & A beach!

Posted by: elp | March 26, 2005 10:34 PM

Damn, why couldn't the balcony have been under the BEDROOM window? F**k this g*dd*mn apartment!