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"So this is what they mean by the Holy See- BAHAHAHAHA!"

Special bonus photo for Strict Catholics

Congratulations to Thom Dombrowski In the opinion of our very objective and brilliant judges this was the best one* in a laundry list of incredibly clever one-liners you all submitted- and Thom will get a free copy of the Call of the Islands CD I played on my first internet radio show last week. (If Thom doesn't want it because it's too woosy, we'll give it to the runner-up)

*decision of judges is final (and I am the judges)
-c

If you would like your very own copy of the CD, Call of the Islands, click below:

Using some of your suggestions, requests and ideas, we put together a CD entitled "Call of the Islands" a while ago; and we've had lots of listeners on Maui and all over the internet asking us how they could get a copy.

The CD is about 78 minutes long, and is kind of a potpourri of different tunes that relate to island life, island memories and island fun (old songs, new songs and (running in and of the entire album weaving the theme) are different versions of the haunting song, "Follow Me" from the soundtrack to the Brando film classic, Mutiny on the Bounty.

If any of you out there listening would like to make a donation to Mana'o radio of $50... or $25 or whatever you can afford, you would be helping to keep free-form radio healthy and happy by sending us a check (or your credit card info) to Mana'o Radio, P.O. Box 1145, Wailuku, HI 96793.

We, in turn, would love to send you a copy of this wonderful "Call of the Islands" CD. You can turn it up loud and listen as you're driving by Ho'okipa on the Hana Highway or down the Pacific Coast Highway towards Zuma Beach or on your way to the Cape as you cruise down Route 6 in Hyannis.

Please remember to include a stamped, self-addressed envelope that will hold the CD. That address again is Mana'o Radio, P.O. Box 1145, Wailuku, HI 96793. Remember, it's important that you tell us on both the envelope and the note inside that you would love a copy of the CD "Call of the Islands."

Comments

"Ima coolah, Ima hippah, Ima coolah, hippah popah.You da sinnah, Ima forgivah. But you gonna go to hellah you silly, dumbah bastarda... genuflectah, genuflectah, we gonnah getta down and genuflectah...Alleh - cooolah- llua..."

Posted by: virgil | March 29, 2005 8:00 AM

Before his death, Pope John Paul II had an unusual urge to mimic Eartha Kitt as Catwoman.

Posted by: steve | March 29, 2005 8:17 AM

Whoooohaa!! Kathy finally made it to Little Beach!! I've died & gone to heaven!!! A-freakin'-loha!!!

Posted by: ciscokid | March 29, 2005 10:10 AM

Hey George Bush! Dick Cheney! I'm crushing your heads! Crush! Crush you!

Posted by: Choolie | March 29, 2005 12:12 PM

"Can't these peepholes be any larger?"

Posted by: Darth | March 29, 2005 12:45 PM

How much do you think I could get for this strand of hair on Ebay?

Posted by: Susan | March 29, 2005 12:48 PM

"I get high with a little help from my friends"

Posted by: Vince D. | March 29, 2005 3:50 PM

Romper Bomper Stomper Do. Tell me Tell me Tell me Do. Magic mirror etc..

Posted by: Iggy | March 29, 2005 4:39 PM

Pardon my exuberance, but Laquidara is back behind the mike again.

Posted by: rober | March 29, 2005 5:53 PM

God as my witness, I didn't see who spiked the Holy Water.

Posted by: Hadji | March 29, 2005 6:30 PM

In Sir David Attenborough's sproncy whisper..."And yes there he is just up ahead...the revered, white-capped, tufted owl signaling to his flock. Isn't he Mahvalous!"

Posted by: LadyArtist444 | March 29, 2005 7:47 PM

Plucking both eyebrows simultaneously is sure to put a smile on your face

Posted by: Bruce K | March 29, 2005 8:52 PM

I'm batman!

Posted by: kathy | March 30, 2005 2:35 AM

Is it just my eyes, or is that nude sun seeker from San Fran"cisco"!

Posted by: kathy | March 30, 2005 2:37 AM

"Terriiii..., smile..."

Posted by: elp | March 30, 2005 6:56 AM

I wish I had those cool shades like Chuck. Then I too could be hip at my age.

Posted by: Rich | March 30, 2005 9:38 AM

Hey Charles, I'm looking at your shirt from when you were on the radio. Why don't you use "Hello Rangoon" or how about "You've been hosed on the big Mattress"

Surely, the Pope listened in Rome. Maybe Ray Flynn gave him copies of your show.

ya think?

Posted by: Heidi | March 30, 2005 10:26 AM

oooo Look! It's Ray Flynn with the Big Mattress!

Posted by: Heidi | March 30, 2005 10:28 AM

Chuck.. Mine are Holy sunglasses, unlike yours..

Posted by: Iggy | March 30, 2005 11:12 AM

Hey Carmine, I can see your house from here!

Posted by: buttyfaceman | March 30, 2005 11:20 AM

I blessed Bary Bonds last week. He had these little teeny testicles, must have been about this big!

Posted by: deadboy | March 30, 2005 11:29 AM

Ohhh so this is what they mean by the Holy See BAHAHAHAHA