I always wanted to be a Jew
From the first time I found out they don't have a "hell."
It would be cool to be a Jew right now (or at least to adopt or marry one)
Do you agree?
Not only do they not have a "hell-" they have a language that's very descriptive;
It's not boring like French or English; it's colorful and descriptive and cool.
Want to see if you'd make a good Jew? Let's start with the language:
Go here and pay attention; pop quiz two weeks from Tuesday.
Comments
Hey,I know some Jews. On a related subject, anyone know when they're having the Presidential Election? It's usually sometime in November, but I don"t know if it's even or odd years, or just every other year or so. I'd appreciate some help.Thanks
Posted by: ken needel | November 11, 2004 1:38 PM
Nice lesson there, but they don't give a definition for mishigas. Oy gevalt...
Posted by: Hadji | November 11, 2004 4:09 PM
Some of my best friends are Jews!
Posted by: Danny | November 11, 2004 5:04 PM
Don't kid yourself. Arafat always wanted to be a Jew, if you want to know the truth.
Posted by: h | November 11, 2004 6:56 PM
Jews do have hell. Hell is walking the halls of Bloomingdales a week before Hanukah with not enough money.
Posted by: h | November 11, 2004 6:59 PM
Hey "h"... no self respecting Jew (an oxy-moron by itself) would go to bloomingdales short on money. Isn't that why God created charge cards? Hell is actually when Chanukah comes at the beginning of December, and on the 8th day, the Sunday paper comes out with all the big sales for Christmas.
This is why you'll find Jews all over wearing clothes in early december that still have the price tags on them.... So we can take them back and exchange them for a price credit, and then give them to our goyisha friends with the full price price-tag on them, so you'll think we paid more for the "gift."
Now I'm going to go back to watching Arafat's funeral on TV.... didn't anyone tell the Palestinians that when you shoot a gun up in the air that the bullets have to come down too!??!
Posted by: Eli | November 12, 2004 3:08 AM
Testing 1 2 3
Posted by: Joshua Wachs | December 7, 2004 9:55 PM
I married a shiksa because I grew up in a home dominated by Jewish women and it wasn't for me. Religion is the root of all evil, but Jewish culture is great. It has produced the greatest comedians, and some great actors, artists, directors, the film business, etc. and even some great athletes like Koufax and a few others. Not good at generating NASCAR drivers though.
Posted by: Michael Fremer | December 9, 2004 6:08 AM