WIN A FREE STAY IN BEAUTIFUL HAWAI'I
Anyone who thinks the current administration is going to just roll over and play fair if it looks like they are going to lose in November, must have just fallen off a turnip truck. AINT GONNA HAPPEN!
Aside from John F. Kerry shooting himself in the foot, there are two very certain things which, if they do occur, would make it virtually impossible for Kerry to win on November 2nd:
1) Another major terrorist attack on U.S. soil
2. The dead-or-alive capture of America's most wanted terrorist- Osama bin Laden.
Call me paranoid and nutty if you will, but- when I was a lot younger and more idealistic- I watched as the three most powerful spokesleaders for the left were summarily executed in the short time period between 1963 and 1968. (one-in-a-million coincidence? I think not.) So, I have absolutely no problem being pooh poohed for conducting this wonderful and timely little contest.
THE CONTEST
Somewhere on this page (to the right for most computers- maybe on the bottom, or maybe not at all on your computer! ) is an orange column. In the orange column is a clock which is counting down the number of days, hours, minutes and seconds to the "surprise" capture of Osama.
To win a ten-day free stay for two in plush Maui, Hawaii, all you have to do, is to guess the exact date of the announced capture or death of Osama bin Laden, and then click here and enter your guess in the COMMENTS section.
Some of you really paranoid skeptics out there have decided that Osama has already been captured, or is dead- and his DNA chart is in a drawer in an office file in downtown Pakistan- just waiting to be pulled out for the big announcement.
I am less cynical, and feel like Osama is simply being tracked- and is ready to be plucked on a day most expedient to the calculations of Karl Rove and company.
Doesn't matter- the clock is ticking- and if Senor bin Laden is found anytime between now and October 31, 2004, the reader guessing the date and time (EST) closest to the actual announcement gets the free rental in paradise.
(click below for the RULES and more)