The Untimely Demise of Mr. Amory
Mr. Amory was still sleeping from a late night at the office. It was early Saturday morning and Costco hadn't opened yet, so Mrs. Amory decided to go out and surprise Mr. Amory by washing his brand new car. Smiling and seeing that she had plenty of time, Mrs. Amory strode out to the garage with a big towel and a bucket of soap, sponges and chamois to begin the small chore.
Three minutes later, she re-entered the house, went up to the bedroom, woke her sleeping hubby, and asked him one question- to which he replied, "I didn't want her to walk from the office to the subway station alone because it was starting to get dark, so I drove her. We parked the car, talked about the board meeting for a bit, and then I came right back home- Why?"
Immediately Mrs. Amory got up, went into the linen closet, pulled out the stainless steel 357 Magnum snubnose which was hidden on the top shelf, went back into the bedroom- and emptied all five chambers into her hubby.
Comments
Impossible! We Volvo owners would never let our vehicles get that dirty!
Posted by: Donald From Maine | August 27, 2004 9:35 AM
Damn! That's what I call the heat of the moment!!! She didn't even take her pants off!!!!
Posted by: ciscokid | August 27, 2004 7:38 PM
A dirty car is never grounds for murder!
Posted by: LadyArtist444 | August 29, 2004 7:02 PM
Cisco:
She didn't have to take them off, he was that fisherman guy (previous blog entry). He was bound to be taken out sooner or later for waving that thing around in public.
Posted by: In Heat | September 2, 2004 12:50 AM