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Testosterone Tuesday (8.31.04)

Deer Sir,
I wanna apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and can sulve Solitair in 20 seconds in the Profi mode!!!
I love speaking on the telefone and because of that I do talk to my frends on it for about houers a day.
I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.
O- and I have a small problem from wen I was born (I have a funnie culor hair), but find that I offen get a job no problem, so you can pay me what you theenk that I am werth!!!
Thank you in idvance fore yore anser.
Yore best aplicant so farr!!

BS : Because my resime is a bit short here is a picksure of me taken at my last jobb.

Comments

YOUR HIRED!!!!!!!!! is 150k a year and a mercedes o.k. to start?

If she doesn't fit the secretarial job she's applying for, maybe they could use another bartender at Sarento's.

THAT PICTURE REMINDS ME A LITTLE OF THE TIME I SAW TANK WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON. I THINK HE HAD BIGGER BOOBS THOUGH

Charles,

This is a very sexist...sexy...errrrr.....you know the women's libbers wouldn't like it...well O.K.....It's a great picture.....thanks....:-)

p.s. I'm gald that, unlike the comment above, I haven't had the opportunity (NOR DO I) to see tanks boobs.

h,
You just don't get it :-)

Danny,

Show me...................

H, I think it's all about the fact that no guy actually thought of her as any kind of professional job candidate? We know she can't spell but what are her other credentials? Was there a resume?

Ouch H! Do I detect a hint of jealousy of Sarento's highly qualified bar staff?