Six PRESIDENTS on a Sinking Ship
Ford: "What do we (Ooops-Ouch!) do?!"
Bush: "Man the darn lifeboats!"
Reagan: "...What lifeboats?"
Carter: "Women first, y'all!"
Nixon: "Screw the damn women!"
Clinton: "Really? You think we have time?"
Kerry: "Let me save the hamster!!"
(interactive blogging: Readers please comment below for best George W. insert line)
WE HAVE A WINNER !!
GW: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Uncle Dickie bet me I couldn't land my fighter on the Lido Deck.. pay up, Cheney! Hey, where's everybody going? Don'tcha like my flight suit?... Is this thing nukular?
Comments
Where's Scott Peterson and his anchors when you really need them?
Posted by: Irene | August 13, 2004 2:12 PM
Duh
Posted by: Willy Weed | August 13, 2004 2:25 PM
President Bush: Hey Kerry get that hamster out of your butt and help us row!!
Posted by: Danny | August 13, 2004 2:50 PM
TERRORIST ALERT ---.All American made prescriptions, sold to Canada, and bought back at half the going rate into the lower 48 states, will be a target for BIO-Terrorism. (There is no danger what-so-ever to Canadians who buy exactly the same American prescription in their own country. )
Posted by: LadyArtist444 | August 13, 2004 3:12 PM
The sinking of this ship could have been averted if we went to war with Iraq sooner!!! But if we had not gone to war this would have been worse! See how much safer we are now......
Posted by: sb | August 14, 2004 3:27 AM
GW: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Uncle Dickie bet me I couldn't land my fighter on the Lido Deck.. pay up, Cheney! Hey, where's everybody going? Don'tcha like my flight suit?... Is this thing nukular?
Posted by: choolie | August 14, 2004 3:51 AM
"Now watch this drive!"
Posted by: zircon john | August 14, 2004 10:47 AM
Now let's see what $600 will buy me.
Posted by: h | August 17, 2004 11:16 AM