DeNiro on Homeland Security
Wanted: I_BIN FARTEEN
Homeland Security Memo to all Office Workers:
Recently we have received credible intelligence that there have been seven
terrorists working in your office.
Six of the seven have been apprehended: Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin
Goofin,
Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin, and Bin Ass-Kissin, have all been taken into
custody.
At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member,
Bin Workin, has been found at your office.
We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very
easy to spot.
You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time.
So keep on doing what you Bin Doing.
Sincerely,
Bin Tellin