Hu's on First?
George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?"
Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."
George: "Great. Lay it on me."
Condoleeza: "'Hu is the new leader of China."
George: "That's what I want to know."
Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."
George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "I mean the fellow's name..."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "...The guy in China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The new leader of China."
Condoleeza: "...Hu."
George: "The Chinaman!"
Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."
George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"
Condoleeza: "I'm telling you, Hu is leading China."
George: "Well, I'm asking you; Who is leading China?"
Condoleeza: "...That's the man's name."
George: "That's whose name?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the
new leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East?"
Condoleeza: "That's correct."
George: "Then who is in China?"
Condoleeza: "...Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir is in China?"
Condoleeza: "...No, sir."
George: "Then who is?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the
new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the
U.N. on the phone."
Condoleeza: "Kofi, Sir?"
George: "No, thanks."
Condoleeza: "No, I mean, you want Kofi?"
George: "...No."
Condoleeza: "You DON'T want Kofi?"
George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a
glass of milk. And then get me the guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.!"
Condoleeza: "Kofi, sir!!"
George: "...Milk, dammit! Will you PLEASE make the call?!"
Condoleeza: "And call who?"
George: "WHO is the guy at the U.N?"
Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."
George: "Will you stay out of China?!"
Condoleeza: "Yes, SIR!"
George: "And STAY out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.!"
Condoleeza: ..."Kofi..."
George: "ALL RIGHT!... With cream and two sugars. Now, GET on
the phone."
Comments
Why do I always have to be the one to tel you when a joke is being recycled beyond belief ? This is a direct rip-off from a Johnny Carson show during the Reagan years...same script, just change the presidents name.
(sorry, I had to nail you after you nailed me about the phony Challenger photo)
Posted by: Steve | July 29, 2004 8:02 PM
Johnny Carson????????????!!
All the characters have changed, except for Yes, sir, Yassir.
Besides, there are a lot of us out here who are not as OLD as you, Steve...
It's new to us.
: )
Posted by: h | July 30, 2004 3:15 AM
keep wishing Chuck.
Posted by: stevemin@charter.net | July 30, 2004 10:14 AM