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		<title>Testosterone Tuesday</title>
		<link>http://www.bigmattress.com/comedy/testosterone-tuesday-267/08/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 10:47:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Looking away&#8230; Look away&#8230; Do not go there&#8230;. Must think of balls- golf balls.. hitting.. Oh God.. Forgive me- I will.. not look..&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Looking away&#8230; Look away&#8230; Do not go there&#8230;. Must think of balls- golf balls.. hitting.. Oh God.. Forgive me- I will.. not look..&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Horrific Incident Occurs at a School in this Small Once-Peaceful Town!</title>
		<link>http://www.bigmattress.com/comedy/8130/28/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 21:49:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<title>Don’t Hold Your Breath</title>
		<link>http://www.bigmattress.com/health-2/dont-hold-your-breath/27/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 22:15:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of Hawai&#8217;i's best-kept secrets descended upon us again recently. It&#8217;s called &#8220;vog.&#8221; You probably don&#8217;t know much about vog if you&#8217;re a tourist or a new resident, but trust me, it&#8217;s real. Vog, a portmanteau of the words &#8220;volcanic&#8221; and &#8220;smog,&#8221; consists of miniscule particles of ash, sulfur dioxide and sulfuric acid emanating from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of Hawai&#8217;i's best-kept secrets descended upon us again recently. It&#8217;s called &#8220;vog.&#8221; You probably don&#8217;t know much about vog if you&#8217;re a tourist or a new resident, but trust me, it&#8217;s real.</p>
<p>Vog, a portmanteau of the words &#8220;volcanic&#8221; and &#8220;smog,&#8221; consists of miniscule particles of ash, sulfur dioxide and sulfuric acid emanating from Kilauea Volcano, which blow over to our Emerald Isle whenever Kona winds shift toward the northwest. By the time the Big Island&#8217;s vog plume visits the Neighbor Islands, the sulfur compounds have been converted almost entirely to ammonium sulfate.</p>
<p>The only way many of us even know vog is here is when we can&#8217;t see our Neighbor Islands.</p>
<p>For those more sensitive, vog causes itchy eyes, throat irritation and coughing. It makes you feel like you&#8217;re &#8220;coming down with something.&#8221; You feel tired and gloomy.</p>
<p>Some of us don&#8217;t even realize that vog is the cause of the malaise and fogginess, because most of us are not updated, informed and apprised of this occurrence by our local media on a regular basis.</p>
<p>No one seems to like to talk about vog&#8211;maybe because there is not much we can do about it even if it were reported by the media stations. But it should be treated as a topic of importance, because it is a health issue.</p>
<p>Instead of providing daily vog information, most of Hawai&#8217;i's media only tell us every day what we already know. &#8220;Mostly sunny today, with showers in some areas and temps getting cooler at higher elevations blah, blah, blah.&#8221;</p>
<p>When I am the Supreme Ruler of Hawai&#8217;i, this will be my first mandate: All media will be required to provide daily, updated vog reports in every single weather forecast, such as, &#8220;Kona winds are bringing us heavy vog for the next few days&#8211;so keep your windows closed and forego outdoor exercise. Enjoy a good movie or one of our beautiful Maui restaurants this evening, instead.&#8221;</p>
<p>If you want to research the topic yourself, go to the University of Hawi&#8217;i's Vog Measurement and Prediction Project (in progress) Website at weather.hawaii.edu/vmap, where you can find a lot of information, forecasts and a vog model of the Hawaiian Islands.</p>
<p>Because, if you are waiting for a media report any time soon, don&#8217;t hold your breath.</p>
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		<title>Testosterone Tuesday</title>
		<link>http://www.bigmattress.com/comedy/testosterone-tuesday-266/20/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 23:41:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What to wear for the lapdance&#8230; (This is a legitimate site with commercially available products)]]></description>
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		<title>Big Mattress Song of the Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 08:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<title>To Facebook until further notice</title>
		<link>http://www.bigmattress.com/general/to-facebook-to-face-the-dark-side/01/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 16:43:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<title>Geezer Monday</title>
		<link>http://www.bigmattress.com/comedy/geezer-monday-123/25/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 00:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<title>Testosterone Tuesday (NSFW)</title>
		<link>http://www.bigmattress.com/comedy/testosterone-tuesday-nsfw-6/16/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2012 08:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[1972 Sweet Sugar Phyllis Davis Michel Levesque Women in Prison WIP Tarantino Grindhouse Dimension Psychotronic Cult Russ Meyer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Circa 1972- (Go figure!) One of the most outrageous commercial trailers ever made. From the IMDB: &#8220;Prostitute Sugar is set up by a corrupt politician. She is convinced of the futility of appealing her case in the courts and signs on to a chain gang run by the notorious Dr. John who performs cruel medical [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Circa 1972- (Go figure!) One of the most outrageous <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2ARw7agTiQ"><strong>commercial trailers</strong></a> ever made.<br />
From the IMDB: &#8220;Prostitute Sugar is set up by a corrupt politician. She is convinced of the futility of appealing her case in the courts and signs on to a chain gang run by the notorious Dr. John who performs cruel medical experiments on the people who work for him.&#8221; Starring Phyllis Davis. Directed by Michael Levesque. A Dimension Pictures release.<br />
Click below to see what at least one reviewer thinks:<br />
<span id="more-8112"></span>Classic T&#038;A, with no apologies, 18 July 2001</p>
<p>Author: pro_crustes from Atlantic Coast, USA<br />
&#8220;<em>Throw-away film with some fun topless shots of Ms. Davis. She fits a certain zaftig sexuality that was popular in T&#038;A films of the &#8217;70s, and this one will meet your expectations if that&#8217;s what you&#8217;re after. The dialog is nonsense, but that&#8217;s part of the format, really. Have fun, and don&#8217;t let anyone make you explain your pleasures.&#8221;</em></p>
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		<title>Estrogen Wednesday</title>
		<link>http://www.bigmattress.com/comedy/estrogen-wednesday-230/15/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 04:35:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<title>Estrogen Wednesday</title>
		<link>http://www.bigmattress.com/comedy/estrogen-wednesday-229/13/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:50:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To hug or not to hug. (and for how long and how hard?)]]></description>
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