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		<title>Maybe Get  Back  to you Monday-&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://www.bigmattress.com/comedy/roll-dice/01/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<title>Statistical Saturday</title>
		<link>http://www.bigmattress.com/human-interest/statistical-saturday-30/26/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 22:11:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slow Facebook Day Trivia Report: With a paltry 48 percent Rotten Tomatoes score, the film &#8220;Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close&#8221; is the worst-reviewed Best Picture nominee in 10 years.]]></description>
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<em>With a paltry 48 percent Rotten Tomatoes score, the film &#8220;<strong>Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close</strong>&#8221; is the worst-reviewed Best Picture nominee in 10 years. </em></p>
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		<title>Big Mattress Song of the Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 09:40:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The late, great Etta James with Somethin&#8217;s Got a Hold on Me...]]></description>
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The late, great<strong> Etta James</strong> with<a href="http://www.bigmattress.com/images/hold.mp3"> Somethin&#8217;s Got a Hold on Me.</a>..</p>
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		<title>1947: The Freedom Train</title>
		<link>http://www.bigmattress.com/human-interest/7999/17/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 21:19:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5PPdvSmKDI Want more info? Click here.]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5PPdvSmKDI">www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5PPdvSmKDI</a></p>
<p><strong>Want more info?</strong> <a href="http://www.lincoln-highway-museum.org/FT/FT-04-Song-Index.html">Click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Big Mattress Song of the Week (NSFW!)</title>
		<link>http://www.bigmattress.com/music-2/big-mattress-song-week-nsfw-2/15/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 00:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;212&#8243; by Harlem rapper Azealia Banks which samples the track &#8220;Float My Boat&#8221; by Lazy Jay, who is credited on the track. www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk The song was first released on December 6, 2011 in the United Kingdom, as the lead single from her upcoming debut album (2012). In September 2011, the song was chosen as the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>&#8220;212&#8243; by Harlem rapper Azealia Banks</strong> </a>  which samples the track &#8220;Float My Boat&#8221; by Lazy Jay, who is credited on the track.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk">www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk</a></p>
<p>The song was first released on December 6, 2011 in the United Kingdom, as the lead single from her upcoming debut album (2012). In September 2011, the song was chosen as the &#8216;Record of the Week&#8217; by Nick Grimshaw on the UK&#8217;s BBC Radio 1. The song is named after the area code 212 which covers the area of Harlem where Banks grew up.<br />
(Click below for lyrics but remember: <em>Not family or work friendly!</em>)<br />
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Hey, I can be the answer<br />
I’m ready to dance when the amp up<br />
And when I hit that dip, get your camera<br />
You could see I been that bitch since the Pamper<br />
And that I am that young sis, the beacon<br />
The bitch who wants to compete and<br />
I could freak a &#8216;fit, that pump with the peep and<br />
You know what your bitch become when her weave in<br />
I just wanna sip that punch with your peeps and<br />
Sit in that lunch if you&#8217;re treatin&#8217;<br />
Kick it with ya bitch who come from Parisian<br />
She know where I get mine from, end of season<br />
Now she wanna lick my plum in the evening<br />
And fit that ton-tongue d-deep in<br />
I guess that cunt getting eaten (5x)</p>
<p>I was in the 212<br />
On the uptown A, nigga you know what’s up or don’t you?<br />
Word to who made ya<br />
I’m a rude bitch, nigga, what are you made up of?<br />
I’m-a eat ya food up, boo<br />
I could bust your 8, I’m-a do one too, fuck ya gon&#8217; do?<br />
I want you to make bucks, I’m a look-right nigga, bet ya do want to fuck…<br />
Fuck him like ya do want to cum<br />
You&#8217;re gay to get discovered in my two-one-deuce<br />
Cock-a-licking in the water by the blue bayou<br />
Caught the warm goo in your doo-rag too, son?<br />
Nigga you’re a Kool-Aid dude<br />
Plus your bitch might lick it, wonder who let you come to one-two<br />
With ya doo-doo crew son… fuck are you into, huh?<br />
Niggas better oooh-run-run<br />
You could get shot, homie, if ya do want to<br />
Put ya guns up, tell your crew don’t front<br />
I’m a hoodlum nigga, you know you were too once<br />
Bitch I’m &#8217;bout to blew up too<br />
I’m the one today, I’m the new shit, boo, young Rapunzel<br />
Who are you, bitch, new lunch?<br />
I’m-a ruin you, cunt (4x)</p>
<p>Ayo (ayo), I heard you&#8217;re riding with the same tall, tall tale<br />
Telling them you made some (made some)<br />
Saying you&#8217;re grinding but you ain&#8217;t going nowhere<br />
Why you procrastinate girl? (-nate girl)<br />
You got a lot, but you just waste all yourself<br />
They&#8217;ll forget your name soon (name soon)<br />
And won&#8217;t nobody be to blame but yourself, yeah</p>
<p>What you gon&#8217; do when I appear?<br />
W-when-when I premiere?<br />
Bitch, the end of your lives are near<br />
This shit been mine, mine (x2)</p>
<p>[Verse 3 - Azealia Banks]<br />
Bitch, I’m in the 212<br />
With the fifth cocked nigga, its the two-one-zoo<br />
Fuck you gon&#8217; do, when your goon sprayed up?<br />
Bet his bitch won&#8217;t get him, betcha you won&#8217;t do much<br />
See, even if you do want to bust, your bitch’ll get you cut and touch you crew up too<br />
Pop, you&#8217;re playing with your butter like your boo won’t you cock<br />
The gun to where you do eat poon, hon?<br />
I’m fucking with your cutie-q<br />
What’s your dick like homie, what are you into, what’s the run, dude?<br />
Where do you wake up? Tell your bitch keep hating, I’m the new one too, huh?<br />
See, I remember you when you were<br />
The young new face, but you do like to slumber, don’t you?<br />
Now your boo up too, hon<br />
I&#8217;m-a ruin you cunt</p>
<p>What you gon&#8217; do when I appear?<br />
W-when-when I premiere?<br />
Bitch, the end of your lives are near<br />
This shit been mine, mine (x2)</p>
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		<title>Not All Mats are &#8220;Welcome&#8221; Mats</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 00:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Economy for Dummies. (In Two Minutes!)</title>
		<link>http://www.bigmattress.com/human-interest/economy-dummies-minutes/15/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 00:10:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<title>Big Mattress Song of the Week</title>
		<link>http://www.bigmattress.com/music-2/big-mattress-song-week-15/06/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 23:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eric Clapton with Delaney and Bonnie Bramlett, and Leon Russell. Crossroads, live at Fillmore West]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eric Clapton with Delaney and Bonnie Bramlett, and Leon Russell. <strong><a href="http://www.bigmattress.com/images/Crossroads.mp3">Crossroads</a>,</strong> <em>live at Fillmore West</em></p>
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		<title>Testosterone Tuesday (NSFW)</title>
		<link>http://www.bigmattress.com/comedy/testosterone-tuesday-nsfw-5/02/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 23:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Humming an old Four Rascals song: &#8220;How can I be sure&#8230;. da da da DA da da do day..&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Humming an old Four Rascals song</em>: &#8220;<a href="http://www.bigmattress.com/images/sure.gif"><strong>How can I be sure</strong></a>&#8230;. da da da DA da da do day..&#8221; </p>
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		<title>Estrogen Wednesday</title>
		<link>http://www.bigmattress.com/comedy/estrogen-wednesday-223/02/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 18:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Emma and Adele and SNL Mix well!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Emma and Adele<br />
and SNL</strong><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJuSCPxTUvo">Mix well</a>!</p>
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